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Courtside Conversations ? Dec. 6, 2006
Courtesy: Arizona Athletics
Release: 12/06/2006
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This column is a warning to all of you who may think that traveling with the Arizona Wildcat Women’s Basketball Team is, in any way, glamorous or prestigious.  The following is a record of two days in the life of a Women’s Basketball Broadcaster:

 

Saturday, Nov. 25:

2 p.m. I drag myself out of a food induced Thanksgiving coma to the airport.

2:45 p.m. I arrive at the gate to find holiday chaos made more threatening by the bars that have been placed in the middle of the gate area.  I ask myself, “Do pilots drink?”

4 p.m. We’re on our way to Phoenix.  Why are we flying to Phoenix to go to El Paso?

6 p.m. We’re on our way to El Paso.  Why did we have to fly to Phoenix to go to El Paso?

6:01 p.m. There is no leg-space. 

6:02 p.m. There is no air on the plane.

6:03 p.m. I realize it’s the warmest plane I’ve ever been on.

6:04 p.m. Why did we have to fly to Phoenix to get to El Paso?

7 p.m. I arrive at the luxurious El Paso Airport.  I ask if this is Mexico.  A man who doesn’t understand English points south.  I see Mexico.

7:30 p.m. We’re on the bus and headed for dinner.  The bus driver doesn’t stop talking. I am getting a free tour of El Paso.  I asked him if this was Mexico.  He pointed south.  I saw Mexico.

7:45 p.m. I’m seated at dinner.  The company is wonderful and the food is fantastic.

8:30 p.m. I’m in my room.  I look outside of my room. I can’t see Mexico.

8:31 p.m. I wonder why we had to fly to Phoenix to go to El Paso.

8:32 p.m. I begin my game preparation.

10:30 p.m. I finish my game prep and get ready for bed.

10:31 p.m. I look outside.  I can’t see Mexico.  It’s dark outside.

 

Sunday, Nov. 26:

6:15 a.m. My alarm rings.

6:16 a.m. I wonder why the team has scheduled a shoot-around for 7 a.m. 

6:17 a.m. I remember that it’s an early game.

6:18 a.m. I look outside and I am reminded that I’m not in Mexico.

6:30 a.m. I’m on the bus and heading for the arena.  The bus driver hasn’t stopped talking.  Lord knows that this man must talk in his sleep.

6:31 a.m. I ask him if we are in Mexico.  He points south.  I see Mexico.

6:45 a.m. We’re at the arena.  I watch shoot-around. I interview a player.

7:45 a.m. I’m back on the bus and the driver is still talking.  I’ve learned a lot about El Paso.  I’ve also erased it from my “I could live here if I had to” list.

8 a.m. I enjoy breakfast with wonderful people.

11:30 a.m. I’m on the bus. Yep, he’s still talking.

1 p.m. The game finally starts.  There’s no one at the game. I can hear the bus driver talking.  This is an ugly shade of orange.  It’s on “Glory Road.” That’s cool.

3 p.m. Arizona has won.

4 p.m. I’m back on the bus. Tomorrow we go to College Station, Texas.  Is Mexico near there?

 

See you on the radio!

Paul Johnson

 

Every Arizona Women’s Basketball Game is heard live on AM 1400 KTUC!  To find out more about Paul visit: www.pauldanieljohnson.net.

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